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yeah he's still dead. Idk if this is news. Related image

MAN REPORTEDLY FOUND DEAD PLAYING EVIL SANS BLAST

it seems that his human body could not handle the Evil of Sans Blast. May his soul rest above in the protection of Scarecrow. Related image

THE NEW EVILSANSBLAST VIDEO IS BREAKING ALL THE WORLD RECORDS

IT HAS MADE 1 MILLION DOLLARS AND HAS 15 billion views Related image

BREAKING: Brand New Spookdate for EvilSansBlast!

This just in, hit game Evil Sans Blast has recieved a new Spooky update LOADED with SCARY content! Expect Ghasts, ghouls, Scares and more. Many Features Indeed! Thank YOU Loyal SansBlasters! Related image

REAL EVIL MERCH SANS

There is real Evil Sans Blast merchandise that you Mortals can buy WITH your HUMAN dollars. The Evil Shop: BUY NOW!! #evil #evil2 #evilsansblast #evilsans #sans #hashtagsans #realevilmerch #reallyrealevilmerch #https://evilsansblast.myshopify.com/

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!! BREAKING NEWS !! THERE'S TWO EVIL SANSES!?!?

We have found two instances of and Evil Type Sans, is He Multiplying ? We much interview this Sans #twoevils #twosans #hesanevil #twosansonmyradar Related image

!! BREAKING NEWS !! some sort of DustSans appears

sans is welcom ed into the pearly gates of dust heaven! sans recently found dustEd in udeertale by some sort of evil(sans)forces! #dustheaven #cocaine #cocaine2 #donaldisnext Related image

LEAKED EVIL SANS MERCHANDISE

SOME FUCKER LEAKED MERCHANDISE, WE NEED TO KILL HIM #killthisman #istg #fuckyou #buymymerch Related image

Trump in wake of impending Evil

jump up jump jump up down and joy! sans meets our president Trump from Trump Tower to make undertale evil again #revolutionary #makeundertaleevilagain #lookoutmrpresident #assassinationattempt #assassination Sosad....

#actualblast sansblas? realblast?

A new blasttacular way of life is revealed by the latest evil world industries, feel the blast in real time! #youwilldie #puttheheadseton #evilheadset #evilsanset Sosad....

Man Found Dead in the Street

On September 25th a man was found dead via 24 thousand million sharp bones being stabbed into his back. #thisiscrazy #evilgang #fuckgonzales

#EvilVictory The hivemind has successfully defeated the 'agent'

In a stunning turn of events, the hivemind conquered the entity known as 'agent'. 'It' never stood a chance.

#Hivemind Growth!: A new biomass unit has been added to the collective.

Previously known as streamer "ThatDarkAbyss", this flesh obelisk was quite a good catch!. His last moments are shown here. #stayevil #morebiomass #thehivemindmustgrow Sosad....

#BreakingNews: EvilSansBlast Acquires 100 Nuclear Warheads!

In a shocking move, EvilSansBlast has acquired 100 nuclear warheads, becoming the third-largest nuclear power in the world. #EvilSansBlast #NuclearPower #GameChanger #GamingNews #WorldDomination #GamerLife

#OutofThisWorld: EvilSansBlast Announces collaboration with Aliens to Develop New Game!

Brace yourselves for an otherworldly gaming experience! EvilSansBlast has shocked the world by announcing a groundbreaking collaboration with extraterrestrial beings to create a new game! Embark on a cosmic adventure unlike anything seen before! #AlienCollab #CosmicGaming #OutOfThisWorld #EvilSansBlast #GameDev #SpaceInvaders

#Freaky Friday: EvilSansBlast Unveils Potion-Powered Game Controllers!

Prepare for a magical gaming experience as EvilSansBlast introduces game controllers powered by enchanted potions! Get ready to brew up some fun! #MagicControllers